Erich von Däniken

[JohnLee 0]

Stimmt ein Gag von mir . Das hab ich selbst gemacht .

[Al Bundy 0]

Wie findet ihr dieses Bild ?

[gregor 0]

Außerirdische haben dieses Bild mißbraucht!

[Psycho-Mantis 0]

geht mal hierher. dort gibts ne menge zu lachen, aber auch zum nachdenken und zweifeln.

ich empfehle "alien types"

[Psycho-Mantis 0]

huuuuu, böses alien. p.s. typ grey (irgendwo aus der nähe der orion galaxy)

achtung, die fressen kleine kinder !!! (und eure haustiere)

[JohnLee 0]

Das Bild soll von der Nasa geschossen worden sein . Dieses Teil soll die Tyen die ganze zeit verfolgt haben . Die Kanadier haben sogar einpaar der Funksprüche mitgeschnitten .

strong: What was it? What the hell was it? That's all I want to know!"

Mission Control: What's there?... malfunction (garble) ... Mission Control calling Apollo 11 ...

Apollo 11: These babies were huge, sir!... Enormous!... Oh, God! You wouldn't believe it! ... I'm telling you there are other space-craft out there ... lined up on the far side of the crater edge! ... They're on the Moon watching us! Here is reproduced completely the dialogue between the American astronauts and Control Center:

Armstrong & Aldrin: Those are giant things. No, no, no - this is not an optical illusion. No one is going to believe this!

Houston (Christopher Craft): What ... what ... what? What the hell is happening? What's wrong with you?

Armstrong & Aldrin: They're here under the surface.

Houston: What's there? (muffled noise) Emission interrupted; interference control calling 'Apollo 11'.

Armstrong & Aldrin: We saw some visitors. They were here for a while, observing the instruments.

Houston: Repeat your last information!

Armstrong & Aldrin: I say that there were other spaceships. They're lined up in the other side of the crater!

Houston: Repeat, repeat!

Armstrong & Aldrin: Let us sound this orbita ... in 625 to 5 ... Automatic relay connected ... My hands are shaking so badly I can't do anything. Film it? God, if these damned cameras have picked up anything - what then?

Houston: Have you picked up anything?

Armstrong & Aldrin: I didn't have any film at hand. Three shots of the saucers or whatever they were that were ruining the film

Houston: Control, control here. Are you on your way? What is the uproar with the UFOs over?

Armstrong & Aldrin: They've landed here. There they are and they're watching us.

Houston: The mirrors, the mirrors - have you set them up?

Armstrong & Aldrin: Yes, they're in the right place. But whoever made those spaceships surely can come tomorrow and remove them. Over and out.

A certain professor, who wished to remain anonymous, was engaged in a discussion with Neil Armstrong during a NASA symposium.

Professor: What REALLY happened out there with Apollo 11?

Armstrong: It was incredible, of course we had always known there was a possibility - the fact is, we were warned off! There was never any question then of a space station or a moon city.

Professor: How do you mean "warned off"?

Armstrong: I can't go into details, except to say that their ships were far superior to ours both in size and technology - Boy, were they big!...and menacing! No, there is no question of a space station.

Professor: But NASA had other missions after Apollo 11?

Armstrong: Naturally - NASA was committed at that time, and couldn't risk panic on Earth. But it really was a quick scoop and back again.

[Al Bundy 0]

LOL guckt euch ma die umgebung auf dem bild an (qualitativ gut) und dann das UFO (mies) looooool selten so gelacht

[JohnLee 0]

LOL guckt euch ma die umgebung auf dem bild an (qualitativ gut) und dann das UFO (mies) looooool selten so gelacht

[gregor 0]

LOL guckt euch ma die umgebung auf dem bild an (qualitativ gut) und dann das UFO (mies) looooool selten so gelacht

Was ist an den UFO so mies ?

[Neo 007 0]

LOL guckt euch ma die umgebung auf dem bild an (qualitativ gut) und dann das UFO (mies) looooool selten so gelacht

Was ist an den UFO so mies ?

[Ptovok 0]

Nein! Die 60er wurden nicht von aliens missbraucht. B)

[gregor 0]

Nicht?

Schade, dafür aber die 70er!

[Ptovok 0]

ja DAS weiß ich nicht

[Destroyer 0]

Und ich dachte immer dass Holy Rob von Ausserirdischen missbraucht wurde

Oder wars seine Katze?

MfG Destroyer

[MakeMyDay 0]

Es ist glaub ich eine traurige Tatsache das Holy Rob´s Gehirn von Aliens missbraucht wurde , wenn nicht sogar missbraucht und durch Scheisse ersetzt .