Omegle

[Timothy 298]

Ist schon recht schwer mal einen zu finden mit dem man ne normale Konversation führen kann, das stimmt.

[Chuck Norris 115]

Der eine Engländer war beleidigt als ich ihm schrieb, dass ich Engländer mag, weil die beim Elfmeterschießen immer danebenhauen.

[Tunnelratte 97]

Stranger: Are you: Intelligent, Well Read, Late Teens to Early Twenties, an Atheist, Female, Straight (or bi), Healthy, A lover of Tom Waits and/or Jacques Brel, and Delicately Insane?

You: No

Stranger: Not at all? D:

You: no

You: oh im straght and a atheist

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[GodzillaZwo 0]

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Stranger: gay

You: No

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[K.Jefferson 172]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: yo dawg, i hear you like cars so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive

Stranger: ur a retard

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Stranger: **** this is my luck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

You: ooh srsly dude.. what the hell?

Stranger: everytime, someone even more weird

Stranger: stop saying tht

Stranger: what the hell dude what?

You: what the hell, i mean srsly dude WHAT THE HELL?

Stranger: oh yeah? this is the way it is... so live with it

You: lol what the hell is going on dude?

Stranger: i just asked the same question

You: you dont

You: you are just too random for me im sorry

Stranger: i did u blind or something?

Stranger: i am?

You: yes you are too random

You: and too strange, much too strange

Stranger: well i'm glad!

You: no you are too randm

Stranger: cause i mean WHAT THE HELL DUDE!

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You: no im male

Stranger: i'm sorry?

You: oh alright you are not one of the cybersex guys

Stranger: i'm female

You: oh alright

You: you are one

Stranger: yes

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[Homer1155 0]

Stranger: asl

You: hi can you speak german??

Stranger: yes a lil bit

You: ok

Stranger: SIEG HEIL

You: f*** you

Stranger: why?

You: i am not a nazi

Stranger: if youre not a nazi youre not e true german

krank der typ

[complex 367]

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Stranger: GRRRRRRRROWL

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[loaded_luke17 8]

hab grad ewig mit nem russen geschrieben und mich mit ihm über die arm-reich-schere und putin unterhalten - echt toll gewesen!

[K.Jefferson 172]

oh man hatte grad auch n tolles gespräch.

[pnshr 1433]

krank der typ

naja, das übliche "deutsche = nazis" gelaber von dummen amis im internet. findet man auch gern mal in ingame-chats.

[Germanfragger 235]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: say hi

You: ^^

Stranger: now say something else

You: else

You: u turn

Stranger: what do u want me to say?

You: something

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: a bear raped me today

You: fail

Stranger: now ur turn

Stranger: ...??

Stranger: dude ur boring

Stranger: baibai

[Samsa 1]

Also erst ein Belgier der ganz nett war und dann das:

You: hoi

Stranger: boobies?

You: wtf?

You: balls!

Stranger: do you have boobies?

You: yeah... balls and boobies

You: not really...

Stranger: strange combo. can you send me a picure of said boobies please?

You: theyre all happy

Stranger: happy balls? send a pic of breats please

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[Rudi 1]

Hab das auch mal probiert, ist gar nicht so schwer, halbwegs vernünftige Menschen dort zu treffen.

Über mein Englisch will ich aber nix hören:

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Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: whats up?

You: drinking beer and forget the day of work

Stranger: hahaha. sounds fun

Stranger: you a guy or a girl?

You: guy

You: sorry...

Stranger: no problem

Stranger: im a chick, haha

You: no problem too

Stranger: (:

Stranger: so how old are you?

You: truth?

Stranger: yea

You: 36

Stranger: haha (:

You: really

Stranger: thats cool

You: and you

Stranger: im 29

You: not much better

Stranger: so?

Stranger: would it be better if i told you i was 17?

You: no!

Stranger: hahaha

You: but seems to be too old for this here

You: just like me

Stranger: i know, but its so funny to come on here

Stranger: i always end up talking to these horny 17 year old boys

You: yes, its really funny

Stranger: its entertaining.

You: moment, pee

Stranger: alright, haha

You: re, sorry

Stranger: (:

You: what shall we talk about?

Stranger: I dont know. You mind if I ask you something?

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: United states. You?

You: Germany

Stranger: My mothers family is German!

You: Really?

Stranger: Yeah!

Stranger: I'm taking a trip out there next year! I'm not quite sure where to go though.

You: I wish you happy holidays

Stranger: Thanks (:

You: Where your mothers familiy from?

Stranger: I don't know. They never told me

Stranger: My moms parents died before I was born

Stranger: and My mom never talked about it other than "They are from Germany. That's it."

You: OK

Stranger: Where in Germany would be the best place to Vacation?

You: Inpossible to say

You: Here are Mountains, here is ocean and all between this

You: Everyone can have fun and good vacation here

Stranger: Cool (:

Stranger: Ugh, my friend is going to hate me for going to Germany though.

You: Why? Its on these earth?Think your mom would visit her root-

You: cities

Stranger: My friend hates Germany because he was raised Jewish, and he believes that Germans are a bunch of Nazi idiots. I have to yell at him for that everyday. My mother never talks about her german heritage, and everytime i bring it up, she gets pissed. I don't think she will come with me. It will most likely just be me.

You: Oh! Thats sad. Germany is a land of friendly people. Maybe that your mother has no good memories to Germany, why ever, but its more difficullt to be a nazi as it is in USA ore other European countries.

Stranger: Yeah.

You: Due the historical things the Germans are the most sensitive People in Holocaust and neo-nazi - things

You: e.g. its forbidden to use a swastika here in Germany

Stranger: That's cool.

Stranger: Hey, i'm so sorry, but I have to go

You: ore to show the Hiltler-arm

You: no problem

Stranger: I have a class to teach in a half hour

Stranger: It was so nice meeting you, and talking to you

You: yes, same here!

You: bye

Stranger: Bye hunny (:

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[Rudi 1]

sry4dp: LOL

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Stranger: any horny ladies wanna go to webcam?

You: no!

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[meinereiner 156]

ka was an omegle so toll sein soll, jeder zweite chat ist nach nichtmal 10 sätzen beendet