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Woher wusste ich, dass jetzt sowas kommt? :rofl:

Sagen wir, mir war die Warscheinlichkeit zu hoch, dass mein Gegenüber ebenfalls ein Mann ist.

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ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger:

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Stranger:

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Stranger:

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Stranger:

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Stranger:

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:whistling::super:

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Stranger: Can't complain, just came back into my hometown after being away for a while.

Stranger: It feels like nothing

Stranger: 's changed, you know?

You: can imagine that...

Stranger: Well, I can't say that the town is the same..

Stranger: You see, there was this girl.

Stranger: Named Saria.

Stranger: When I was younger, she and I hung out a lot together.

Stranger: She was funny, kind, caring...I kinda...sorta...had a crush on her.

Stranger: You know how it is, childhood crushes.

Stranger: Anyway, one day, I had to leave.

Stranger: But, before I left, she gave me her most prized possession: an ocarina.

Stranger: If you don't know what that is, it's kinda like a flute.

You: yeah, and your name is link, right :P

Stranger: No, it's Steve. Jerk.

You: sorry, was a joke ;)

You: fitted so well

Stranger: Oh, so I get an ocarina, and I am immediatley Link!?!

Stranger: Sheesh...

Stranger: What's next? I get a mushroom, and I am Mario?

You: no

You: that would be if you get a star

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hat grade so geil gepasst :lol:

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so angepisst wie der ist warste nicht der erste der das gesagt hat :D

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Stranger: 22 male malaysia

You: hey. f18 here

Stranger: owww

Stranger: from ?

You: norfolk, virginia

Stranger: can we be friend ?

You: sure

You: wanna see pic?

Stranger: its okay

You: im taking off right now

You: http://i.imgur.com/A8HvJ.jpg

Stranger: ?

Stranger: jet ?

You: f18

Stranger: haha

You: :)

Stranger: nice joke girl

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Die letzte Zeit wieder nen bisschen auf Omegle unterwegs:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 22 male malaysia

You: hey. f18 here

Stranger: owww

Stranger: from ?

You: norfolk, virginia

Stranger: can we be friend ?

You: sure

You: wanna see pic?

Stranger: its okay

You: im taking off right now

You: http://i.imgur.com/A8HvJ.jpg

Stranger: ?

Stranger: jet ?

You: f18

Stranger: haha

You: :)

Stranger: nice joke girl

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

der is echt gut :lol:

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Hmm :kritisch:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: i can haz cheezburger?

Stranger: what are you, some kind of cat

You: nazi cat !

Stranger: cats don't eat cheeseburgers

Stranger: cheeseburgers are people food

Stranger: stop being silly

You: Okay.

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: okay.

Stranger: so now what

You: Lets talk about cats

You: I like nyan cat

Stranger: I like lions

Stranger: lions are my favourite

Stranger: they have manes and are generally quite cool

You: But nyan cat would pwn lions

Stranger: that's okay

Stranger: I still love lions anyways

Stranger: if I could be a lion I might be

You: But i would kill you

Stranger: no sir, you would not

Stranger: you're too nice to do that

Stranger: and I would be too polite to you

You: No, i would kill you, trust me

Stranger: why would you do that though

You: i like lion meat <3

Stranger: well sir, you sound like a bit of a cock for wanting to kill me

Stranger: luckily for you I like cocks

You: so, you are a gay lion?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: probably

You: But, lion president dont allow gay lions to marry.

Stranger: well, me and my gay lion boyfriend will be gay in the comfort of our den

Stranger: without the worry of marriage

Stranger: and besides I live in Canada

Stranger: I could be married to another male if I really wanted to

You: no you couldnt. Nobody likes you. And your gay lion boyfriend is yo lion mama.

Stranger: no sir, I'm pretty sure I have a boyfriend

Stranger: he's working and making money for us right now

You: so, yo mama got a *****?

Stranger: no sir

Stranger: my mother is a woman

Stranger: I haven't seen her in years

Stranger: deploy nuke

€:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m f?

You: m

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:lol:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 25 male barcelona berfore you ask

You: hey.

You: f-18 here

Stranger: nice

Stranger: where from?

You: Chicago, Illinois

Stranger: good

Stranger: i'm horny, little, u?

You: oh yeah

You: wanna see a pic of me taking off?

Stranger: please

You: http://i.imgur.com/A8HvJ.jpg

Stranger: wait

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: happy 9/11

You: thanks, you too o.O

Stranger: :DD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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