Wuzzle 0 Melden Teilen Geschrieben 20. April 2011 Woher wusste ich, dass jetzt sowas kommt? Sagen wir, mir war die Warscheinlichkeit zu hoch, dass mein Gegenüber ebenfalls ein Mann ist. Link zu diesem Kommentar Auf anderen Seiten teilen More sharing options...
Schuldi 3 Melden Teilen Geschrieben 20. April 2011 ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Warning: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/rochatoc/public_html/textchat/listenToReceive.php on line 19 Stranger: Warning: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/rochatoc/public_html/textchat/listenToReceive.php on line 19 Stranger: Warning: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/rochatoc/public_html/textchat/listenToReceive.php on line 19 Stranger: Warning: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/rochatoc/public_html/textchat/listenToReceive.php on line 19 Stranger: Warning: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/rochatoc/public_html/textchat/listenToReceive.php on line 19 Link zu diesem Kommentar Auf anderen Seiten teilen More sharing options...
Cpl.Basti 1488 Melden Teilen Geschrieben 2. Mai 2011 Stranger: Can't complain, just came back into my hometown after being away for a while. Stranger: It feels like nothing Stranger: 's changed, you know? You: can imagine that... Stranger: Well, I can't say that the town is the same.. Stranger: You see, there was this girl. Stranger: Named Saria. Stranger: When I was younger, she and I hung out a lot together. Stranger: She was funny, kind, caring...I kinda...sorta...had a crush on her. Stranger: You know how it is, childhood crushes. Stranger: Anyway, one day, I had to leave. Stranger: But, before I left, she gave me her most prized possession: an ocarina. Stranger: If you don't know what that is, it's kinda like a flute. You: yeah, and your name is link, right Stranger: No, it's Steve. Jerk. You: sorry, was a joke You: fitted so well Stranger: Oh, so I get an ocarina, and I am immediatley Link!?! Stranger: Sheesh... Stranger: What's next? I get a mushroom, and I am Mario? You: no You: that would be if you get a star Your conversational partner has disconnected. hat grade so geil gepasst Link zu diesem Kommentar Auf anderen Seiten teilen More sharing options...
pnshr 1433 Melden Teilen Geschrieben 2. Mai 2011 so angepisst wie der ist warste nicht der erste der das gesagt hat Link zu diesem Kommentar Auf anderen Seiten teilen More sharing options...
Hero-of-War 46 Melden Teilen Geschrieben 2. Mai 2011 true kam mir aber auch als erstes in den Sinn an der Stelle.. "Link!?" xD Link zu diesem Kommentar Auf anderen Seiten teilen More sharing options...
Dayjay 796 Melden Teilen Geschrieben 11. September 2011 Die letzte Zeit wieder nen bisschen auf Omegle unterwegs: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 22 male malaysia You: hey. f18 here Stranger: owww Stranger: from ? You: norfolk, virginia Stranger: can we be friend ? You: sure You: wanna see pic? Stranger: its okay You: im taking off right now You: http://i.imgur.com/A8HvJ.jpg Stranger: ? Stranger: jet ? You: f18 Stranger: haha You: Stranger: nice joke girl Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link zu diesem Kommentar Auf anderen Seiten teilen More sharing options...
Angstman 1394 Melden Teilen Geschrieben 11. September 2011 Die letzte Zeit wieder nen bisschen auf Omegle unterwegs: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 22 male malaysia You: hey. f18 here Stranger: owww Stranger: from ? You: norfolk, virginia Stranger: can we be friend ? You: sure You: wanna see pic? Stranger: its okay You: im taking off right now You: http://i.imgur.com/A8HvJ.jpg Stranger: ? Stranger: jet ? You: f18 Stranger: haha You: Stranger: nice joke girl Your conversational partner has disconnected. der is echt gut Link zu diesem Kommentar Auf anderen Seiten teilen More sharing options...
BäM 1043 Melden Teilen Geschrieben 11. September 2011 Hmm You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i can haz cheezburger? Stranger: what are you, some kind of cat You: nazi cat ! Stranger: cats don't eat cheeseburgers Stranger: cheeseburgers are people food Stranger: stop being silly You: Okay. Stranger: yes. Stranger: okay. Stranger: so now what You: Lets talk about cats You: I like nyan cat Stranger: I like lions Stranger: lions are my favourite Stranger: they have manes and are generally quite cool You: But nyan cat would pwn lions Stranger: that's okay Stranger: I still love lions anyways Stranger: if I could be a lion I might be You: But i would kill you Stranger: no sir, you would not Stranger: you're too nice to do that Stranger: and I would be too polite to you You: No, i would kill you, trust me Stranger: why would you do that though You: i like lion meat <3 Stranger: well sir, you sound like a bit of a cock for wanting to kill me Stranger: luckily for you I like cocks You: so, you are a gay lion? Stranger: yes Stranger: probably You: But, lion president dont allow gay lions to marry. Stranger: well, me and my gay lion boyfriend will be gay in the comfort of our den Stranger: without the worry of marriage Stranger: and besides I live in Canada Stranger: I could be married to another male if I really wanted to You: no you couldnt. Nobody likes you. And your gay lion boyfriend is yo lion mama. Stranger: no sir, I'm pretty sure I have a boyfriend Stranger: he's working and making money for us right now You: so, yo mama got a *****? Stranger: no sir Stranger: my mother is a woman Stranger: I haven't seen her in years Stranger: deploy nuke €: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m f? You: m Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link zu diesem Kommentar Auf anderen Seiten teilen More sharing options...
Dayjay 796 Melden Teilen Geschrieben 11. September 2011 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: 25 male barcelona berfore you ask You: hey. You: f-18 here Stranger: nice Stranger: where from? You: Chicago, Illinois Stranger: good Stranger: i'm horny, little, u? You: oh yeah You: wanna see a pic of me taking off? Stranger: please You: http://i.imgur.com/A8HvJ.jpg Stranger: wait Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link zu diesem Kommentar Auf anderen Seiten teilen More sharing options...
Recki 663 Melden Teilen Geschrieben 11. September 2011 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: happy 9/11 You: thanks, you too o.O Stranger: :DD Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link zu diesem Kommentar Auf anderen Seiten teilen More sharing options...