Omegle

[Dr_Kuh 142]

"Avril Lavigne"

und Internet Explorer

[loaded_luke17 8]

Hattet ihr schon mal jemanden aus Russland in der Leitung? Ich hatte schon Leute aus allen möglichen grossen Ländern, aber noch nie von dort.

jep, hab mich mit einem russen mal sehr gut unterhalten.

[homie 4]

"Avril Lavigne"

und Internet Explorer

Avril Lavigne ist einfach nur ne gute Musikerin

und der Internet Explorer ist da weil der mitm Proxy läuft für zwielichtige Aktionen

[Angstman 1394]

Stranger: 20 /m /india

You: 13,f georgia

Stranger: r u horny?

You: ok, 34, DC, hoover building...gotcha ip, get ready for cops visiting you

Stranger: ****

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: hea

Stranger: lets be friends

You: nah... bloodbrothers would be cooler... let me pick up a knive

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 16 m

You: 57 m... are you horny?

Stranger: what do u meant by horny?

You: you would like to touch yourself, and send me a video?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

You: 22,m,germany, NOT horny

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl

You: hea

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

You: lol... freaky horny teenager...

Stranger: yes:)

You: 22, m, not horny

You: bye, gl

Stranger: **** you

Stranger: get the **** out of here

ich hab das gefühl, das 90% da irgendwelche typen auf der suche nach cs sind

€:

Stranger: Hi

You: Guten Tag

Stranger: germany?

You: Willst du den TOTALEN KRIEG?

Stranger: lol insane kraut

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You: hea

Stranger: hi

You: where from?

Stranger: romania u

You: germany

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

der hatte wohl schlechte erinnerungen an die letzten deutschen in rumenien

[Cpl.Basti 1488]

Stranger: hi

You: i can see the future!

Stranger: rly?

You: you are male and you are looking for a horny girl, right?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Vorhin hab ich mich mit jmd aus England unterhalten der die MEinugn hatte das alle in der ehemaligen DDR sklaven waren.. Das war zu göttlich, hätte euch gerne mal den Text gegeben, hab aber ausversehen Backslash gedrückt -.-

[loaded_luke17 8]

You: if stranger = (horny teenager) or (pedo guy) -> GTFO

Stranger: >.<

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[Cpl.Basti 1488]

Stranger: hi

You: HEY, SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Geht doch

[Timothy 298]

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: wassup?

Stranger: asl?

You: 12 f sweden

Stranger: 19 m indonesia

Stranger: wanna have sexchat?

________

You: THE GAME

Stranger: heya

Stranger: NIKA I LOST

Gleich beim ersten Mal.

[Ossten 15]

zwar nich das beste ^^

Stranger: asl?

You: asl

Stranger: u first

You: no

You: u

Stranger: i asked u 1st

You: no ladys first

Stranger: **** u

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi

Stranger: helo

Stranger: m or f

You: both

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cpl.Basti 1488]

Stranger: so have you got a job?

You: nope. i'm a volunteer and will fly at 8th september to rio de janeiro

Stranger: uh , wheres that ?

You: argentinia?

Stranger: right , geography wasnt one of my a levels you know XP

You: lol idiot

Stranger: f**k you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Angstman 1394]

Stranger: so have you got a job?

You: nope. i'm a volunteer and will fly at 8th september to rio de janeiro

Stranger: uh , wheres that ?

You: argentinia?

Stranger: right , geography wasnt one of my a levels you know XP

You: lol idiot

Stranger: f**k you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

amerikaner?

[Buggy McDermit 165]

Stranger: so have you got a job?

You: nope. i'm a volunteer and will fly at 8th september to rio de janeiro

Stranger: uh , wheres that ?

You:argentinia?

Stranger: right , geography wasnt one of my a levels you know XP

You: lol idiot

Stranger: f**k you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

amerikaner?

[Hero-of-War 46]

Es wissen vermutlich auch viele Deutsche nicht, dass Rio de Janeiro eigentlich in Uruguay liegt

Aber das Allgemeinwissen von einigen Menschen ist eh etwas >beschränkt<

:irony:

[Cpl.Basti 1488]

Stranger: so have you got a job?

You: nope. i'm a volunteer and will fly at 8th september to rio de janeiro

Stranger: uh , wheres that ?

You: argentinia?

Stranger: right , geography wasnt one of my a levels you know XP

You: lol idiot

Stranger: f**k you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

amerikaner?

Jup, Las Vegas.

Wen wunderts

[Angstman 1394]

mich wunderts, das die noch ihre eigene hauptstadt finden