Omegle

[Sergio 4302]

Ein hab ich noch.

[Cpl.Basti 1488]

Mhhhh... Wusste garnet das man bei omegle so gut Boob-Bilder abstauben kann

[Chuck Norris 115]

Erleuchte uns, wie machst du das?^^

[hawKKK 1005]

Stranger: Arthur? It's Ariadne. I have the blueprints you wanted

You: Hi Ariadne. Can you fax them over?

Stranger: Of course!

You: Good!

Stranger: They should be on their way right now

You: Wait, I'm checking if it's there yet

You: Yeah, good.

You: Now we can finally build the atomic warheads to destroy our enemies.

Stranger: That's not what my blueprints are meant to be used for Arthur!

You: You know I never agreed to just selling them to Iran and North Korea for money's sake.

Stranger: Dammit Arthur! What is wrong with you? Those are the blueprints for the next dream mission!

You: Wait, you sent me the wrong blueprints?

You: Christ Ariadne, I told you to keep things tidy so you don't mistake the blueprints!

Stranger: I sent you the blueprints for the next dream mission. Not..er warhead blueprints

Stranger: Excuse me! I keep everything neat and organized!

You: Well excuse me! Obviously you are not.

You: And to be honest I am going to fire you as soon as I am back in the office.

Stranger: You are not the boss of me Arthur. And I quit. Good luck finding another Architect as good as me!

You: Yeah, just go!

Stranger: I will!

You: This is an embarassement for the whole company.

You: Good look with your future goals.

You: You are free to leave.

Stranger: I am. Goodbye Arthur

[Angstman 1394]

You: salute

Stranger: hi im marc from belgium

You: hi marc, you wanna feel my huge dick in your butt?

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ich weiß, der is schlecht, aber ich konnte irgendwie nicht widerstehen

[chocochipsbaer 5]

You: hi there

Stranger: asl?

You: 20 m ger

Stranger: heil hitler

dann, direkt der nächste kontakt:

You: hi there

Stranger: asl?

You: 20 m ger

Stranger: hitler guy 0o ?

You:

[Timothy 298]

Stranger: looking for a girl

You: heya fellow

You: im a girl

You:

Stranger: nice

Stranger: ur al?

Wie leichtgläubig kann man eig. sein?

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You: THE GAME

Stranger: YOU JUST LOST

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[DaWallace 402]

Stranger: hi

You: what hi?

Stranger: what what?

You: what what what?

Stranger: what what what what?

You: in the butt

Stranger: u wanna do it in my butt?

You: what do u want in ur butt?

Stranger: in my butt?

You: in ur butt

Stranger: lets do it in the butt

You: i said what what, in the butt

Stranger: alright...

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[homie 4]

[Kevterminator 9]

25 Disconnect streak-

You: You are 13-25, Male, looking for a horny girl, using Windows 7 and Mozilla firefox, now manually breathing and you just lost the game

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€:

You: Hey, You are 13-25, Male, looking for a horny girl, using Windows 7 and Internet explorer, now manually breathing and you just lost the game

Stranger: The Game

Stranger: hahaha

You: mom

You: Bf-g?

Stranger: ohyeah!

You: LOL

Stranger: haha

[Chuck Norris 115]

[=kettcar= 258]

naja

[Striker 75]

You: hi

Stranger: They rapin' errbody out here.

You: Cool idea. I'm gonna do the same

Stranger: lol.

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[Timothy 298]

Kennt ihr das auch dass man sich im msn addet und nachher nie wieder schreibt?

[Sebastian 2]

Muahah das ist einfach zu schön!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey :>

Stranger: who r u

You: mhh good question

You: want to know that too

You: im not sure

Stranger: wth

Stranger: how can u not know

You: im on the way finding myself

Stranger: girl or boy

You: i know ive got no tits, thats right

Stranger: boy then

You: or a milf with breast cancer?

Stranger: weirdoo

You: no male here sir

Stranger: freaak