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Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 53 F Poland

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:ermm:

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Einmal diesen thread entdeckt und ich komme nicht aus dem lachen *lol*

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: girl or boy

You: boy

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Irgendwie gibt es nur halbwegs normale Gespräche oder sowas

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You: Are you a tree?

Stranger: Hello

Stranger: I wish

Stranger: If I were a tree

Stranger: I could produce oxygen

Stranger: I would destroy sidewalks with my roots

You: I'm a tree. Just trying to meet more life forms like myself.

Stranger: Shed all my leaves on peoples yard and then laugh at them

Stranger: I envy you

You: I envy myself sometimes.

You: But I am a lonely tree.

You: I am on a mountain, you see.

Stranger: produce some seeds

You: Just up past the tree line.

You: I am near death as well.

Stranger: Oh it's like they kicked you out

You: I am ancient, and my seedlings have never taken.

You: :(

Stranger: Do not give up

Stranger: Continue to photosynthesize so you can grow bigger

Stranger: Then when you are big enough your branches will reach the other trees and you will be able to be with them

You: Thank you dearest stranger.

You: You have lifted my spirits.

Stranger: This would make an awesome children book

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=****...p;id=**********

You: Oh, cool

You: A facebook page

You: Wait

You: What is this

You: WHAT IS THIS

You: OH MY GOD

You: HELP ME

You: WHAT IS THIS

You: TELL ME

Stranger: hey there, are you a girl 12,13,13 years old.. i'm 13 years ol boys.. :) hehe

Stranger: its my photo

Stranger: hahaha

You: OH GOD

You: HELP ME

You: SHOOT ME

You: IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN

Stranger: lebay

You: I AM WIPING BLOOD FROM MY EYES

You: MY EYES ARE ****ING BLEEDING

Stranger: who are you?

Stranger: pshycopath?

You: OH MY GOD

You: WHY DID YOU LINK ME TO THAT???

You: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Stranger: i'm wrong

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: youre f/m?

You: I'M ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF, THAT'S WHAT I AM

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oh man, dayjay dir muss echt langweilig sein... na mal schaun, wenn ich alle comics von explosm durch hab, werd ich wohl oder übel auch mal dort vorbeischaun müssen :muede:

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Das is geil. :D

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: plz

You: 17/f/mt

Stranger: m or f

You: u?

You: f

Stranger: where is mt?

You: in the mountains

Stranger: kidding

You: no, i'm not kidding

You: i live in the ****ing mountains

Stranger: which country

You: mordor

Stranger: where is the location

You: it's in middle earth

Stranger: equater?

You: something like that

You: it's pretty hot here

You: i feel like i'm on fire

Stranger: in pacific?

You: i specifically live on mount doom

Stranger: bullshit

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Stranger: hi asl?

You: 19/ f / mt

You: you?

Stranger: mt wheres tht lol??

Stranger: male

Stranger: 21

Stranger: england

You: its in the mountains

Stranger: aand where are the mountains

Stranger: ??

You: mordor

Stranger: tht scotland??

You: no, middle earth

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Stranger: ello

You: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 18 m usa

Stranger: you?

You: 18/f/mt

Stranger: cool

Stranger: so watsup?

You: not much, chilling with my gurls. we're looking at some rings

Stranger: hmmm nice

You: you?

Stranger: eh not much either

Stranger: listening to music

Stranger: mad bored

You: omg! i just found a ring i've been looking for!

You: it's so precious!

You: my friends want me to throw it away tho :(

Stranger: oi?

Stranger: why would she want you to do that

You: she's telling me it's dangerous or something. i don't understand what she means

You: well anyway, i'm about to throw it in some fire

You: it's hot as balls in here

You: ever been to mordor?

You: you there?

You: samwise?

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Stranger: hi

You: hi asl?

Stranger: 18 f england u

You: 17 m mt

Stranger: wats mt

You: the mountains

Stranger: where

You: in mordor

Stranger: ooo nice

You: ever been there?

Stranger: nope

You: it's really hot here

You: i'm sweating profusely

Stranger: its cold here

You: you should come here. i've got a fire going...of sorts.

You: it's more like lava

Stranger: cool

Stranger: wat u like to do

You: i like to go on long journeys with my friends. epic adventures and stuff. i bring my friend sam with me. he is good company and doesn't afraid of anything.

Stranger: wow thats cool i love long journeys

Stranger: especially on airoplanes

You: what is airoplanes?

Stranger: i cant spell

Stranger: =)

You: i'm confused. is that a type of animal?

You: we travel by foot.

Stranger: cool

Stranger: name?

You: frodo baggins

Stranger: i hate u

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Die Frodo-Nummer ist echt lustig. :super:

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Stranger: Mudkipz

You: Re-type your username to confirm, or pick a different one.

Stranger: Mudkipz!!!!

You: Invalid username. Your username may only consist of letters (A-Z) and numbers (0-9).

Stranger: MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!

You: Invalid username. Your username may only consist of letters (A-Z) and numbers (0-9).

Stranger: BUT I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!

You: Invalid username. Your username may only consist of letters (A-Z) and numbers (0-9).

You: Sorry, too many failed attempts.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: wanna see my dick?

You: yh

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

Stranger: cool

Stranger: im 17

Stranger: u?

You: 16, blond & superhot

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ur a guy

You:indeed. 43, fat wow freak, nver had a girlfriend, took the last shower 3 weeks ago

Stranger: idiot

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ich komm auf den geschmack ^^

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:bleh:

cybersexrick.jpg

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Schon lange nichts mehr gepostet:

You: Welcome to Jomegle! Please enter your username.

Stranger: Mudkipz

You: Re-type your username to confirm, or pick a different one.

Stranger: Mudkipz!!!!

You: Invalid username. Your username may only consist of letters (A-Z) and numbers (0-9).

Stranger: MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!

You: Invalid username. Your username may only consist of letters (A-Z) and numbers (0-9).

Stranger: BUT I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!

You: Invalid username. Your username may only consist of letters (A-Z) and numbers (0-9).

You: Sorry, too many failed attempts.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trolle trollen Trolle trollen Trolle :daumenhoch:



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